by Peter Balestrieri
Peter can wink his eye.
Just another fat pig snoring his life away.
Dominic had a toy another child wanted
Dominic was bitten on his arm by another child.
Peter! Wait'll you see this!
The Twentieth Century! I could pull a better century out of a hat.
Peter, wait! What are you doing?
What is "doomed"?
Cook him a turkey and stuff it with rabbit.
Between you and me Sir, I'll have to see him before I'll believe he's
Is he the Mummy?
Dominic, we're going to go see airplanes and Mama got a book about airplanes and Mama is an airplane.
Tub O' Shrimp Scampi
(place for Liberty Valance and Dr. Zhivago quote)
Did he die?
There'll be dumplings at the canteen tonight with a whole pig stuffed in
Doesn't her father deal pot?
What a beautiful disaster!
Aladdin's Bail Bonds
This is a paid advertisement for the Space Bag.
Franco goes in where the others have been.
The State Verses Balestrieri
I love homonyms!
We were all going in for snack. Dominic
It's as red as the Daily Worker and twice as sore.
John Bunny: Bunny's Suicide, Bunny All at Sea, Bunny at the Derby, Bunny Blarneyed, Bunny as a Reporter, Bunny for the Cause, Bunny's Dilemma, Bunny's Honeymoon, Bunny Buys a Harem, Bunny in Disguise, Bunny's Birthday, Bunny's Mistake, Bunny in Bunnyland
Great souls by instinct to each other turn, demand allegiance, and by
You never know what he'll do! A real monster!
They need to invent a meat drink.
They kept fire-breathing monkeys as pets.
It's the living that need resurrecting, not the dead.
The most beautiful things are the ones we can't understand.
Claire's New Brain
Under Your Breath
They always have red hair!
Squeeze Wrench - $19.95 + S&H - 800-638-6990
You are the Paraclete of Kaborka, the Wrath of the Lamb, the Angel of the
Another beating like that and he'll walk home dead.
I would say some of my favorite foods are stuff with stuff in it or stuff with stuff on it.
He's got a stuffed thing. I love stuffed things!
The right hand should mind its own goddam business.
Last night I dreamt I was pissing blood.
Soundtrack to Topkapi
Let me be your doughnut.
When you find something that's been lost, it's always in the last place you look.
I love night paintings.
Andre, you have a real horse that you ride every day. I'm not giving you fifty cents so you can ride that machine.
You're going to marry the biggest man in the country
Dominic is having fun in Oak.
"You learn about love every day"
I go now to turn the bathroom into a place of mystery and horror.
I really like that ravioli.
Anybody remember the public service announcement from late '50s, early '60's TV that featured Willie Mays saying, "These are blasting caps. If you find them, don't touch them."?
Some days a fella can't win all year some days.
It's easy when you know how.
able to roll a joint in the back of a convertible, with the top down, on the freeway
"good with a pool cue, good at a party"
I released the bug in the dark and couldn't tell if it flew out of the bag.
Pub. March 2000