(for Theresa Heary)
by Mark Peters
GOD A BIOGRAPHY.
GOD A COMEDY IN ONE ACT.
God acts directly to accomplish in Mary's womb what would normally be accomplished by the sperm, viz., the fertilization of an ovum.
God actually became the sperm that fertilized Mary's egg.
GOD AFTER AUSCHWITZ.
GOD AGAINST THE GODS.
God ain't gonna pay no attention.
GOD ALONE IS SELF-EXISTANT.
God alone is to be loved and all this world…all sensible things, are to be despised-while, however, they are to be used as this life requires.
God always remembers.
GOD AMONG THE GERMANS.
God amputated my right leg.
God and aliens do battle.
God and destiny?
GOD AND EVIL.
God and Football in Texas.
GOD AND FREUD.
GOD AND GLOBAL JUSTICE.
GOD AND HUMAN SUFFERING.
God and I are happy you stopped by!
GOD AND IMMORTALITY FOR RATIONAL MIND.
God and Jesus got angry at times.
God and man died a common death.
GOD AND MY COUNTRY.
GOD AND MY FATHER.
GOD AND MY NEIGHBOR.
GOD AND OTHER FAMOUS LIBERALS RECLAIMING THE POLITICS OF AMERICA.
God and Santa Claus were brothers.
GOD AND SATAN CONFRONT CHRISTIANS IN COVENT GARDEN.
God and Satan had been at a stalemate for quite some time; it seems like neither one could swing a Majority Vote (sort of like Congress) and they needed something to up the ante - and the stakes, to make the game more exciting.
God and Satan sat on opposite sides of a golden table.
God and Satan took turns forcing blows upon Job, and they managed to wipe him out pretty good, yet Job remained ever-faithful to his God.
God and Satan used their coffee break to play some rousing hands of poker.
God and Sex: Is God the Cosmic Killjoy?
GOD AND THE COSMIC ORDER.
GOD AND THE FUTURE.
GOD AND THE GROCERYMAN.
GOD AND THE GROTESQUE.
GOD AND THE H BOMB.
GOD AND THE HUMAN CONDITION.
GOD AND THE MONEYLENDERS.
GOD AND THE SAILOR.
God and The Simpsons.
God and the Temporal Lobes of the Brain.
GOD AND THE UNIVERSE.
GOD AND THE VILLAGERS.
God answers prayers of paralyzed little boy.
God answers: "I want for you what you want for you."
God approves of his murders.
God as Cosmic Observer.
God as creator is my splendor.
GOD AS MOTHER.
GOD AS SPIRIT.
God asked, "Where are you?"
God bailed us out.
GOD BE IN MY HEART.
GOD BE WITH THE CLOWN.
God becoming human, became a subject for anthropologists, history, and all the other wretched itchings of an animal that had suddenly (too suddenly?) been given a soul.
God befriend us, as our cause is just!
God behind the counter?
God believes I'm worth it.
God bless American journalism!
God bless Dick Smith.
God bless him because he's a sweetheart of a person but the nut has completely destroyed his body.
GOD BLESS JOHN WAYNE.
God bless strippers.
God bless the Associated Press!
God bless thy lungs.
God bless ye.
God bless you all, and God bless America.
God bless you, Dr. Kevorkian.
God blessed me with a wonderful teacher - Dianne.
God blessed my attitude of submission.
God bops Slimy on the head.
God botched his own creation?
GOD BRITAIN AND HITLER IN WORLD WAR II.
God brushed the dust from His lap.
God buried all the Things which he had made, and that was that.
God burns idols.
God burns to death 250 people.
God called out to the man, "Where are you?"
God calls Nineveh a GREAT city.
God calls off three hurricanes.
God came and materialized as a man with the largest penis you could imagine and without so much as a kiss rammed that monster into me with a single thrust and filled me with enough sperm to populate ten solar systems.
God came down to spend some time with his children.
God came to Abimelech in a dream one night and said to him, "You are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a married woman."
God came unannounced.
God came uninvited.
God came unwelcome.
God can and will destroy all evil when He brings this world to an end.
God can come in willy-nilly and stop the earth's rotation so that there is enough daylight for his chosen people to win a war.
God can hear me.
God can't see me.
God cannot be tempted.
God chose to plant the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
God chuckled wickedly.
GOD CHURCH AND FLAG.
God clearly did not want anyone to stand between Himself and the collective body of elders in ruling Israel.
God clothed himself in vile man's flesh that so He might be weak enough to suffer woe.
GOD COMES AS A CHILD.
God commands again in the New Testament, "I permit not a woman to usurp authority over the man," 1 Timothy 2.
God communicates through CBS.
God conceived the idea of sex-it wasn't Hugh Hefner.
God condones cannibalism.
God confirmed Monday that He has misplaced His special decision-making coin.
God continues his propensity for making the innocents suffer for the guilty which culminates in the crucifixion of His own innocent son Jesus.
God controls all things for His own glory.
God could believe 2 + 2 = 5.
God could have been aware that in order to minimize maintenance costs, cattle and poultry were going to be forced into cannibalism by being fed the rendered corpses of their fellow creatures and that this would endanger the health of the planet with bovine encephalitis.
God could it be the weather?
God could simply be the work of advanced aliens.
God couldn't help smiling at his handiwork.
God couldn't say, I prefer her because she's a little less dead than him.
GOD COUNTRY AND THE SUPREME COURT.
God created Darwin.
God created dung beetles for this very purpose: sudden influx of animals, excess amounts of dung, ipso facto, dung beetles-
God created every "kind" to procreate after its own "kind."
God created moms.
God created monkeys, so slander them and you slander our Lord!
God created real estate.
God created SPAM.
God created that?
God created the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind.
God created the universe just 14 years ago.
God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
God created you from dust, then from a sperm-drop, then He made you pairs (the male and female).
GOD CREATES ALL LIFE IN LOVE!!!
GOD DAMMIT, I REALLY MISSED YOU!
God damn aliens!
God damn cheap monkeys.
God damn evil motherfucker.
God damn hippies!
GOD DAMN I'M SEXY.
God damn is Trish HOT!!!!!!!
God damn it I love America.
God damn it, Captain!
God damn motherfucker.
God damn sinners fuck in hell!
God damn spooge.
God damn the army, I can hear him thinking.
God damn the Smurfs.
God damn today was a good day.
God damn you rat bastards.
God damn you, stand back, or I will kill the last goddamn one of you!
God damn, a fine rack there…um...
God DAMN, but you love me!
God damn, it's a can o' spam!
God damned ferrets!!!!!
God decided to change the admittance policy.
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
God designed marriage to be the very best that life has to offer, the very best.
God despises old people.
GOD DETERMINES THE RISE AND FALL OF PRINCES.
God did a lot of important stuff in six days.
God did it, but how?
God did not become confined to a human existence.
God did not cover us with just clothing, he covered our natural living skin with unnatural dead skin of a dead animal!
GOD DID NOT CREATE A DEVIL, but a beautiful, perfect superangel.
God did not find the world on its bended knees in imploring supplication, but on the contrary, found them all in rebellion--rebellion strong and stern, fiercely struggling to get away from God's authority.
God did not forget the promise he had made.
God did not kill Muhammad.
God did tempt Abraham.
God did the first cloning when He created Eve from Adam, if we care to know cloning at all.
God did this on the fifth day!
God did what?
God didn't answer her prayer.
God didn't ask me why I was gay.
God didn't create man to be a mindless robot.
God didn't get his act together until 1611 a.d.?
God didn't get tenure.
God didn't have a father.
God didn't make perfect mothers.
God didn't make this country; hard-working citizens made it.
God didn't promise days without pain; laughter without sorrow or sun without rain.
God didn't put trout in the Ozarks.
God didn't write the Bible in Latin, he wrote it in American.
God discovered ways to relieve suffering and postpone death.
God divided into multiple beings.
God does exist: I met him.
God does have a sense of humor.
God does have a sense of humor... Right?
God does make sense.
God does not change.
God does not play dice.
God does not speak to me in auditory voices nor does He appear to me in visions (by the way, I use the male pronoun He as a standard convenience of grammar; I have no idea if God is really male or female).
God does not want you to live in a hovel or go hungry.
God does play dice.
God DOES so love the world!
God does take sides in football.
GOD DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ATHIESTS.
God doesn't despise your body; quite the contrary.
God doesn't do charity work; people do.
God doesn't give autographs.
God doesn't have a Ph.D.
God doesn't have genitals.
GOD DOESN'T HEAR A SINNER'S PRAYER?
God doesn't intervene.
God doesn't like bondage!
God doesn't love the Pope.
God doesn't pay city taxes.
God doesn't think he's a doctor.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
God doesn't think he's an orthopedic surgeon.
God doesn't think he's Larry Ellison.
God doesn't vote.
God doesn't want me to eat curried goat.
God doesn't wear a bra.
God doesn't whisper.
God Don't Make Lonely Girls.
God Eats Satanic Fritos.
God enjoys being with us.
God even knows the hearts of people.
God eventually learned to control the universe.
God expects men to be above reproach.
God exposes the heart of his people.
God farmed out his riches in the cultural mandate, and at the consummation he will be calling in his investments and seeing what has become of them.
GOD FASHIONED A WOMAN.
God finally someone is putting the Batman series back on tv.
God finds out about lawn care.
God forbid a car should get RAINED ON!!
God forbid a dictatorship in Venezuela.
God forbid a snowflake should fall!
God forbid I ever wanted intimacy.
GOD FORBID I NOTICE SOMEONE'S MISTAKE.
God forbid if we had an actual conservative for a Presidential candidate.
God forbid if you're black or poor and ill or just about anyone other than a rich white male!
God forbid Lucy should listen to Carter and learn something.
God forbid murder, and commanded the lawful execution of murderers.
God forbid my computer dies.
GOD FORBID RELIGION AND SEX IN AMERICAN PUBLIC LIFE.
God forbid that Bill Maher steal jokes!!!
God forbid that for one rascal's sake against a group we condemnation make.
God forbid that I should flee on account of your swords.
God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ.
God forbid that there should be many of us so unwisely indulgent, so thoughtless and so shallow in our affection for our children that we dare not check them in a wayward course, in wrong-doing and in their foolish love for the things of the world more than for the things of righteousness, for fear of offending them.
God forbid the child does not grow up with the privilege of sitting in a classroom with 30 of her peers so that she can be socialized!
God forbid they actually show a woman who can rock (Courtney Love doesn't count-she's just another brainwashed sellout)-it might scare all the poor men away.
God forbid we should see an uncovered crotch.
God Forbid We Should Strive For Academic Excellence, Even In The Athletic Department!
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose.
God forgive my sins, and pardon thee!
God forgive thee for it!
God formed the brain cells we think with.
GOD FREEDOM AND EVIL.
GOD FREEDOM AND IMMORTALITY.
God FUCKING damn, can there be a more unqualified candidate for the Presidency?
God gave Denny an understanding about many things that we didn't teach him and when we would ask him how he knew about something he would say, "God tole me!"
God gave Joseph the ability to interpret dreams, which put him in favor with the king of Egypt.
God gave me a mind and a wrist to tuna things off…
God gave me children.
God gave me sexy high-school cheerleaders!
God gave Oreb and Zeeb, the Midianite leaders, into your hands.
GOD GAVE THE MILK.
God gave three messages for this trip to Jamaica.
God gave us arms.
God gave us power and God made us right.
God gave you the sperm to be used to bring offspring into the world.
God gets quite irate.
God give me patience!
God gives a man wealth, possessions and honor, so that he lacks nothing his heart desires, but God does not enable him to enjoy them, and a stranger enjoys them instead.
God gives real peace to us all (Jud. 6:24).
God gives us the chocolate cake.
God God God, AAGHH!, Whoo Hoo!
GOD GRACE AND GOSPEL.
God grew bored.
God gripped the handle of His hammer tightly in an angry fist, and shook its blood-stained head in my direction.
GOD GUTS AND GUNS.
God had all these powers.
God had an affair with a former worshipper.
God had become God!
God had enough of the ocean reflecting His tired face, of picking stars like lice from His hair.
God had finally eliminated suffering, conquered death, and created an existence unlimited by time or space.
God had lots of company, but they were all bored.
God had placed an impression in her heart that she should marry a certain man whom she did not even know very well.
God had sex with Mary to conceive Jesus.
God had to blast you with mildew?
God had to get off his ass.
God had told Noah that He would not put up with such evil forever.
God had two bags of gold at his feet, one labeled "Taxes" and the other labeled "Tithes."
God has a body?
God has a FREE gift for YOU!
GOD HAS A LONG FACE.
God has a long view of our lives - He sees eternity and the fact that our earthly lives are just a drop in a bucket in comparison.
God has a plan for Daniel.
God has a purpose in revealing to man his limited nature and has been doing that in earth's history.
God has a sick sense of humor.
God has a VCR.
God has a way of pouring out covenant curses when we violate his law.
God has always been government as far as anarchists are concerned.
God has always used earthen vessels.
God has always warned of coming judgments!!
God has appointed men as leaders in the home and in the church.
God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me.
GOD HAS CHOSEN FOR ME EVERLASTING LIFE.
God has created the universe out of more than sheer boredom.
God has ears.
GOD HAS FORM AND DIMENSION.
God has given Satan room to operate-even to enter the assembly of the angels.
God has had very strong views about masculinity and femininity.
God has heard the boy crying as he lies there.
God has included us heathens in his plan of salvation.
God has killed millions of unborn children and infants.
GOD HAS MADE A WAY.
GOD HAS MANY NAMES.
God has ninety-nine names.
God has no free will.
God has no penis and it doesn't have cunt but it has a bladder filled until the blast border with disseminated urine, it's going to burst and I want to be with the beast's blitz tonight.
God has no shape or man would destroy his only source of salvation.
God has no wife.
God has not left us without light.
God has not smiled on Al.
God has placed a high value on every soul.
God has placed truth upon Umar's tongue and heart.
God has presented me with a precious gift.
God has priorities, including the horrible genital mutilation of young boys.
God has provided us with access to his throne.
God has returned to Minnesota.
GOD HAS REVEALED SECRETS OF LIFE TO ME.
God has rewarded me for giving my maidservant to my husband.
God has seen my hardship and the toil of my hands, and last night he rebuked you.
GOD HAS SPOKEN.
God has taken away a great photographer who knew no fear.
God has taken away my disgrace.
God has turned me over to evil men and thrown me into the clutches of the wicked.
God has velcro in heaven to hang our treasures.
God has vindicated me; he has listened to my plea and given me a son.
God has ways of shielding his own consciousness from parts of his plan so that history is in fact full of drama and suspense for him as well.
God hates mobile homes.
God hath straightly forbidden all whoredom and uncleanness, and hath from time to time taken grievous punishment of this inordinate lust, as all stories and ages have declared.
God have mercy on your soul.
God healed my broken neck.
God heard the boy crying, and the angel of God called to Hagar from heaven and said to her, "What is the matter, Hagar?"
God hears me.
God help him, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!
God help the poor sailor.
God help thee, poor monkey!
God help us help ourselves.
God help us if they ever figure out how to use an M-41A Pulse Rifle.
God help us if we actually pass this amendment.
GOD HID HIS FACE.
God himself walked down from heaven.
God hunt us all, if we do not hunt Moby Dick to his death!
God I can't believe I remember that!
God I hate SPAM.
GOD I HATE THE LITTLE THING IN THE BACK OF YOUR SECONDARY DIGESTIVE NUT!
God I hated that movie!!!
God I hope Quincy Jones is in the audience!
God I hope you people aren't serious.
God I live in squalor now that I that I think about it.
God I love Batman.
God I want Monique!!
God I want to be a lawyer.
God I'm dying for a pee!!!
GOD I'M READY TO GO.
God I'm so giddy.
God I'm still laughing about it…a thong!
GOD IMMORTALITY AND SCIENCE.
God implants a soul.
God in a coma.
God in a labcoat.
GOD IN A WORLD AT WAR.
GOD IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
GOD IN EVERY MAN.
GOD IN EXILE .
GOD IN FLIGHT.
GOD IN FRAGMENTS.
GOD IN FREEDOM.
God in my gun.
GOD IN SEARCH OF MAN.
God in the box.
GOD IN THE NEW TESTAMENT.
GOD IN THE PITS.
GOD IN THE RAFTERS.
GOD IN THE STADIUM.
GOD IN THE STREET.
GOD IN THE TEACHINGS OF CONSERVATIVE JUDAISM.
God in the trash.
GOD IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
GOD IN VIETNAM INCOGNITO.
God indeed will not delay.
God intended for it to be that way.
GOD INTOXICATED MAN.
God is "the supreme good," "the good, whereby each thing is good" (Summa Contra Gentiles, Ch. 17).
God is a being infinitely lovely, because he hath infinite excellency and beauty.
God is a big white baseball that has nothing to do but go in a curve or a straight line.
God is a big white bastard.
God is a bit pudgy, kinda pink (or perhaps brownish), has big curlycue ears, is slightly balding, has had his gallbladder and appendix removed, has gout, and tends to have a thin layer of purely vestigial hair growing from his skin.
God is a bullet.
God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
GOD IS A CONSERVATIVE.
God is a creator; it is part of His nature.
God is a DJ.
GOD IS A FUCKING BITCH BASTARD CREATOR MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYHOLE.
God is a God of order, not confusion.
God is a good God-Satan is a bad devil.
God is a jealous God and He doesn't allow you to have another man to replace Him.
God is a killer.
God is a killjoy!
God is a lamp to light my path when I cannot see.
God is a little like Alka-Seltzer.
God is a little like American Express.
God is a little like Bayer Aspirin.
God is a little like Dial soap.
God is a little like General Electric.
God is a little like Hallmark Cards.
God is a little like Scotch Tape.
God is a little like Sears.
God is a little like the Copper Top Battery.
God is a little like Tide.
God is a little like VO-5 hair spray.
God is a macho male warrior.
God is a spirit, not attending upon matter, but the Maker of material spirits and of the appearances which are in matter.
God is a talented bullshitter.
God is a touchy cosmic Korean grocer.
GOD IS A YIPPIE! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
God is above all (Deu. 6:4).
God is active in history, even when He doesn't seem to be.
God is all-powerful, so in the end He=s a policeman, so He=s not wanted by the anarchists.
God is always horny so that's not a problem.
God is an atheist.
GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD!
God is an unvert.
GOD is as good as NOTHING?
God is bad because He will not allow us to fornicate and get AIDS or drink or take drugs.
God is bigger than the boogie man.
God is both our Father and Mother.
God is conceived as transcendent.
God is considered the literal biological Father of Jesus in the same way that Mary is the literal biological mother of Jesus!
God is cool! (but fucking is better)
God is crying, probably because of something you did.
God is dead, motherfucker.
God is defined as that which fulfills all desire, goodness itself.
God is everywhere.
God is fed up with the middle east.
God is going to chasten who He loves.
God is good.
God is great.
God is greater than our heart.
God is in love with you.
God is in the details.
GOD IS IN THE HOUSE.
GOD IS IN THE MOUNTAIN.
God is incarnating a Bride by His Spirit; Satan is incarnating a church by his spirit.
God is invisible.
God is just a mental speed bump.
God is just the opposite.
God is like a good father.
God is like a wet bar of soap.
God is like Jesus.
God is logically possible.
God is made of soap.
God is marching on.
God is married to a mermaid.
God is my broker.
GOD IS MY CO PILOT.
GOD IS MY FUEHRER.
God is my gun.
GOD IS MY ROCK.
God is neither male nor female, but in whatever respect one gender tends to be better, in that respect that gender better reflects the nature of God.
God is not a cosmic accident; neither is he a universe experimenter.
GOD IS NOT A FISH INSPECTOR.
God is not a God of disorder but of peace.
God is not a politician.
God is not a prude.
God is not a religion, but rather a way.
GOD IS NOT DEAD.
God is not historical - he is eternal.
God is not like "most people."
God is not Santa Claus.
God is not saying that His glory will come down upon the world, willy nilly.
God is not silent.
God is not the author of confusion.
God is nothing but a liar, but I guess when you're God it doesn't matter if you sin; it won't count as a sin because you're God!
God is of a simple nature, not conjoined nor composite.
God is on Our Side, and we're supposed to do this, because we're the only creatures sophisticated enough to bring peace and sanity to the rest of the world.
God is one and the same, only people call him by different names.
GOD IS ONE IN THE HOLY TRINITY.
God is one person in three forms: Father, Son and Holy Spirit.
God is one tough motherfucker.
God is one, but single in meaning (ahadi al-mana), while man is one but dual in meaning (thanawi al-ma'na), corporeal substance (jism) and accidents ('arad), body (badan) and spirit (ruh).
God is our banner (Exodus 7:15).
God is our defender; Satan is our adversary.
God is our fortress.
God is our healer.
God is our Judge, because there is no such monstrosity as a self-made person.
God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble.
God is our righteousness (Jer. 23:6).
God is over man.
God is palpably untrue.
God is pro-sex.
God is putting most of the world in Hell.
God is real, and he's still out there...
God is really a peanut.
GOD IS RED.
God is saying here, in effect, that the man who takes his unbelief to God is the one who will be invited by God to enter into the secrets of the Almighty.
God is seven.
God is sexist.
God is simple and of an incomposite and spiritual nature, having neither ears nor organs of speech.
God is so childish He has to murder instead of using His brain.
God is so personal that alongside him we are coldly impersonal.
God is so powerful he can use anything to do his work.
God is sovereign.
God is still faced with rebellion.
God is stinky.
God is such that when He comes, not a single hair of you will remain.
God is supposed to help Al Gore take power?
God is tempting me.
God is the author of life, not death.
God is the mighty Creator of the starry heavens.
God is the most important person in the universe.
God is the real thing.
God is the same as Buddha and sometimes as God of Christianity for the Japanese people.
God is the savior of everyone, but especially of those who believe.
God is their co-pilot.
God is therefore the authority on the subject.
God is to blame for all stupidity!
God is trying to get His Word written down, but all He has to work with are these goofy human beings that keep getting it wrong.
God is us.
God is waiting for people like you and me to turn from our sin and put our faith in Christ.
God is warm.
God is with me, amen amen!
God is with the Iraqi army, isn't that a military target?
God is... YOU ARE NOT GOD Blasphemer!!!!!
God isn't a woman?
God isn't looking.
God it's awful.
God it's Batman!
God it's been fun!
God judges all evil.
God keep lead out of me!
God kicks ass.
God kills little children.
God knew that Elsie the cow and her calves were going to suffer unspeakably cruel changes in their pastoral lives.
God knew, before the creation of the universe, who will go to hell and who won't.
God knows a person from the very beginning when the ovum and the sperm met and cells started multiplying.
God knows all about us, just as He knew about Job.
God knows Batman movies have sucked since the third one.
God knows every true proposition, while we know only a part.
God knows exactly what it is like to suffer period pain or impotence; not because God has male and female characteristics, but because he is all-knowing.
God knows he must destroy what we have thought was true before he finally can cleanse us.
God knows I'm helpless.
God knows it's a struggle.
God knows Pepsi-Cola is nothing more than a symbol of the avarice and greed of Penn State.
God knows stinky diapers.
God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.
God knows the numbers of the hairs on our head.
God knows there are plenty of bullies out there these days.
God knows we've had our fill of love.
God knows what future generations will think when they read our constitutional history and find absurdities like United States v. Twelve 200-Foot Reels of Super 8mm Film.
God knows what it's like to be a teenager.
God knows what will become of us.
God knows where Robin's got to, but Bruce Wayne has finally hung up his cape and passed the job of protecting the city on to Terry McGinnis, a high school student and trainee bat.
God knows why Americans find George 'Dubya' electrifying.
God knows why we need cleavage to do a step class…
God knows you ain't pretty.
God knows your heart and is not so concerned with your words as He is with the attitude of your heart.
God left his creation unfinished.
God left well enough alone and lived his own life of bliss and love in the eternal garden.
God lets cheese go stinky, hence we are raising heretic children.
God liked what he was making, but after awhile he got another idea.
God likes Abel's offerings over Cain's.
GOD LIKES MAYONNAISE.
God likes Pepsi more than Coke.
God likes that Job is a good man, that he is upright and moral.
God likes to get down.
God likes to play, like you play with Sammy.
God likes to see sparkling, perfectly groomed clothes in the Adventist church.
God limits Satan.
God lives underwater.
God looked down from heaven, shook his head and wept.
God looks somewhat like a hairless monkey or primate that walks upright, has a flattened face, with vestigial useless digits on his feet.
God loved so much that He gave up His only Son-for sinners.
God loves Earl.
God loves Ed.
God loves God.
God loves sex too.
God loves to talk to little boys while they're fishin'.
GOD LOVES US LIKE EARTHWORMS LOVE WOOD.
God loves you so much that He's going to watch every step you make.
God loves you, and so do I.
God Loves You: Encouragement from a Recovering Sex-Addict.
God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground-trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food.
God made Britney oh so sexy.
God made Bush President.
God made Coke.
God made correction officers.
God made dirt.
God made dogs and spelled his own name backwards.
God made guys so girls can flirt.
God made heaven for you and me.
God made his own appearance on Earth and got his face kicked in.
God made leather garments.
God made little girls.
God made me, so he must have made me angry.
God made mud.
God made my body.
God made Pepsi.
God made pizza, but the devil made anchovies.
God made pottery shards and Silurian mollusks and pre-Cambrian limestone strata; and flints and Jurassic Mastodon tusks and Picanthopus erectus skulls and Cretaceous placentals made he; and those cave paintings at Lasceaux.
God made Squirt, so Squirt can't hurt!!
God made the stars for mankind on earth, not for another alien race "out there."
God made the whole world in a day?
God made three mistakes.
God made urine yellow.
God may be serious, but he's also seriously funny, insists Patrick.
God may justly show greater respect to others than to you, for you have shown greater respect to others than to God.
God may permit sin, though the being of sin will certainly ensue on that permission: and so, by permission, he may dispose and order the event.
God may very well be active elsewhere for purposes unknown to us at the present time.
God mend all!
God must be female.
God must be put to death.
God Must Have Smiled When He Made Animals.
God must have spent a little more time on you.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
God my butt looked big!
God needed to do one more thing before he could get to making the really special stuff.
God needs no agent.
God needs to work on his communication skills.
God needs you now.
God never does evil nor can He ever be blamed for it.
God never intended any level of "limited" romantic touching prior to marriage.
God never warned the Israelites of their danger; he simply let them be killed to prove to them he was angry.
God no! said Santa.
God not only gave the thoughts to the men who wrote the Bible, He also gave the words by which they could express these thoughts.
God now thought, this sucks!
God obviously just doesn't like me.
God of Fucking!
God of Hellfire!
God of Mildew.
God of Monsters.
God of Sorrow.
God of the Underworld?
God on the mountain.
God only knows the trouble that has come to men who zipped too quick.
God only knows what will happen to poor Dr. Lecter in the hands of studio script surgeons.
God only knows where U are 2night.
God opposes the proud and gives grace to the humble.
God or aliens?
God or clitoris?
God or dog?
God or evolution-take your pick.
God or government?
GOD OR LUST.
God or politics?
God or Santa?
God or Satan?
God or something…
GOD OR THE BUDDHA -- WHO IS THE HIGHEST?
God or whitey?
God ought to put an end to Satan and evil in this world.
God oversees all the affairs of His creation (Gen. 16:12).
God partook of the new impotence drug, and saw that it was good.
God placed Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.
God placed an angel in my life.
God placed Jesus into Mary's womb.
God placed some chickens here during the creation.
God placed us here for his own entertainment?
God please don't shit on me!
God please let Jimmy hit a home run...I won't do anything bad.
God preaches the status quo.
God preserve me from falling in love.
God prospered the descendants of Jacob in Egypt.
God protects Doug.
God provides us with our daily needs - meat, clothing, bread.
God put the forbidden fruit in the garden with Adam and Eve, but without it, we (they) would have been nothing but zombies.
God put them dinosaur bones in the ground.
God put us on this Earth to be his slaves.
God reached down into the mass of the undead, pulled out one of the more nauseatingly fawning zombies, and placed it in His lap.
God realized his folly.
God really screwed up.
God recommended that Timmy consider praying to one of the other intercessionary agents of Divine power, like Jesus, Mary, or maybe even a top saint.
God regained some semblance of composure, then hissed through three sets of clenched teeth.
God rest ye merry gentlemen.
God restore me to health!
God revealed His heart in Jesus Christ by allowing His Son to bring into the very core of Divinity the filth and scum of the human heart.
God rides shotgun for trucker.
God said He was going to wipe out all people and land-dwelling animals by flooding the entire Earth.
God said it, I believe it, that settles it.
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son."
God said to him, "Do not be so distressed about the boy and your maidservant…"
God said to Jacob, "Go up to Bethel and settle there, and build an altar there to God, who appeared to you when you were fleeing from your brother Esau."
God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them."
God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, cursed are you above all the livestock and all the wild animals!"
God said to the woman, "What is this you have done?"
God said, "Amen."
God said, "Do you want fries with that?"
God said, "Forbidden fruit?"
God said, "Ha."
God said, "Hey!"
God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it."
God said, "I'll lend you my child."
God said, "I'll make a woman."
God said, "I'm making a wallet."
God said, "If you despise my word, I will break down your structures overnight."
God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone."
God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky."
God said, "My people don't know the questions they should be asking!"
God said, "Nice touch."
God said, "No, it's not for me to take away, but for you to give it up."
God said, "O Isa son of Mary, didst thou say unto men 'take me and my mother as gods, apart from God?'"
God said, "Stupid human!"
God said, "Take your son, your only son, Isaac, whom you love, and go to the region of Moriah."
God said, "That is why I gave you tears."
God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
God said, "Where are you?"
God said, "Yes, but your wife Sarah will bear you a son, and you will call him Isaac."
God said, rather pompously, "Why, certainly."
God salvages the individual by liquidating him, and then raising him again to newness of life...
God sat back on his throne and…
GOD SAVE OUR NOBLE UNION.
GOD SAVE THIS HONORABLE COURT.
God save you, pilgrim!
God save you, Sir John!
God saved my 3 year old son.
God saw Adam in a town without flowers and trees and fields to look upon, and so gave him Eve to be all these.
God saw that animals were okay as pets, I mean, they were fun and all, but he wanted to make something even smarter and more interesting.
God saw that he had made many wondrous things, but that he had not wherein to put it all.
God says 'sush' and 'boink' without any exploding heads.
God says 'you are mine.'
God says eat brains.
God says he has never sinned and I wonder why?
God says it is our decision to live our lives the way we want, but is it really?
God says pride is a sin, but he has more pride than anyone.
God says we shouldn't sin.
God says, only within the context of marriage.
God seems a million miles away.
God sees things quite differently and when we hear His final call the kingdom doors will open wide for the ones who gave their all.
God send the prince a better companion!
God send the wench no worse fortune!
God send us peace!
God sent an angel to destroy Jerusalem.
God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the citizens of Shechem, who acted treacherously against Abimelech.
God sent me down a ray of hope and it has broken through.
GOD SEX AND WOMEN OF THE BIBLE DISCOVERING OUR SENSUAL SPIRITUAL SELVES.
God shall mend me.
God shaped man.
God shave the queen.
God she hated it when he got one over her, and she hated it even more when everyone else knew!
God should be capitalized.
God showed His love and His Grace to us -- an undeserving race.
God Shuffled His Feet.
God shut the fuck up, I'm sleeping.
God simply promises that you are loved.
God smashes through such boxes with the laughter of a playing child.
God smokes dope.
GOD SMOTE HIS HOUSE.
God smote them with a very great plague.
God snurgle flabberquast boink.
God sometimes you just don't come through.
God speaks billboards.
God speaks in the first person.
God speed, little thong boy.
God spoke to Noah again, and this time it really blew his mind.
God spoke two words.
GOD STAND UP FOR BASTARDS.
God started giggling again.
God still likes the Vikings.
God stores up a man's punishment for his sons.
God strengthens and protects those who place their trust in Him.
God strikes both the true and the false.
God Strikes With Boils.
God sure doesn't take care of his people very well.
God take mercy on brave Talbot's soul.
God tested Abraham.
God that sounds dirty.
God that's yucky.
GOD THE ALMIGHTY is a very UNFORGIVING and VENGEFUL GOD, I know HE will punish you as HE sees fit.
God The Eternal Father!
God the Father and God the Mother.
God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit.
God the man, God the teacher, and God the savior (and even maybe, God the sperm).
GOD THE STONEBREAKER.
God The Universal Bank Manager.
God then bent the rules of gravity in order to keep his people's army on the ground (along with the enemy!) while the whole earth stopped spinning (wonder if the Chinese noticed anything unusual?).
God then lets Moses off the hook.
God then said, "…HOW LONG refuse ye to KEEP MY COMMANDMENTS and my laws?"
God therefore involves a contradiction.
God thinks he is just the greatest thing in the world and we are nothing but scum so we
must obey and worship him.
God this has got to end!
God thought about nothing but that his ass hurt.
God told his people, "Fear not."
GOD TOLD ME HE DIDN'T SPEAK TO YOU!
God told me so.
God told me to skin you alive.
God told me to.
God tole me we're suppose to have kids, so call me.
God took a picture of me.
GOD TOOK AWAY MY YESTERDAYS.
God took me to heaven.
God took over.
God tries to kill Moses, because his son by a Middianite woman is not circumcised.
God truly does answer prayer!
God turned their scalps blood red so birds (eagles) preyed on them and tried to eat their brains.
God turns Miraim into a leper after she criticizes Moses for marrying an Ethiopian woman.
God typically loses his temper again and in a childish way sends a vast excess of quail, enough to cover the ground a day's travel in each direction and they stack up to a height of more than 3 feet.
God uses foolish things to confound the wise.
God uses our suffering to show His glory.
God utterly forbid drinking blood (Lev. 3:17; 17:14).
God Vanquishes Satan from Heaven.
God versus the God Zombies.
GOD VIEWS SUBURBAN LAWNS.
God vomits all over you, you stupid morons!
God vs. aliens.
God walked into the room.
God wanted lawyers to fly.
God wanted me to touch my toes.
God wanted to love us, so he sent Himself to be in our yucky world so that we could be cool.
God wanted to play with people.
God wants me to forgive them?!?
GOD WANTS MORE SCHWAG!
God wants us to be HUMBLE!
God wants us to drink this wine and...you crazy?
GOD WANTS YOU TO BE A FISHERMAN,....BUT HE WANTS YOU TO LAND YOUR CATCH IN HIS 'ONE' BOAT, NOT SATAN'S DENOMINATIONS ! ! !
God wants you to be rich.
God was an extraterrestrial.
God was bored, so God split.
God was compelled to desert his beloved Son, treating him as the vilest sinner, until the horrific penalty was paid in full.
God was delighted with the obedience of his people, so he sent Haggai to tell them, "I am with you."
God was God, so He should be served, trusted and obeyed.
God was I drunk.
God was in my spoon.
GOD WAS IN THIS PLACE.
God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.
God was making plans to turn the Garden of Eden into the upscale Mall of Eden.
God was not sitting on a throne, but rather on an uncomfortable stool.
God was sick to His heart that He had made mankind!
God was sorry?
God was struck with a Brilliant Idea.
God was the Great Mother, and being a mom, the values she espoused were ones you would expect from a good mother.
God was this bad!
GOD WASH THE WORLD AND START AGAIN.
God wasn't done creating.
God welcomes aliens.
God what a sorry talent scout!!
God what the fuck I can't park here?
GOD WHO ACTS PHILOSOPHICAL.
God Who Art In Heaven!
GOD WHO BECOMES REDUNDANT.
GOD WHO EATS CORN.
God who knows all things that ever were, are, or ever shall be, is a God whose omniscience enables Him to comprehend not only what is, was, or shall be, but even contingent things: what might have been under all possible circumstances.
God why am I here if love isn't forever?
God why doesn't Pepsi just do those stupid commercials again with Ray Charles singing "You Got The Right One," and just shut up.
God will always protect you, and I will look down on you from heaven and be with you.
God will be with us in this new year.
God will give Pharaoh the answer he desires.
God will humble me before you, and I will be grieved over many who have sinned earlier and have not repented of the impurity, sexual sin and debauchery in which they have indulged.
God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.
God will not hold them up in these slippery places any longer, but will let them go.
God will teach man humility because that is the requirement for honor.
God with an imperfect penis also.
God withheld the creation of the Sun, Moon and stars until the fourth day.
GOD WON'T LEAVE YOU, BUT YOU CAN LEAVE HIM...
God would dearly love to have that chick as His.
God would have wanted it that way!
GOD YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
God you have good taste!
GOD YOU'RE EVIL!!!!!
God, although he knows what is good, does not possess the goodness.
God, and the album from which it derives, drives home the enormousness of what we have lost.
God, and the fuzzy blanket.
God, Angels, Aliens and Bloodlines.
God, as the ultimate end sought by man, is the omega, the end.
God, as the uncaused cause, is the alpha, the beginning.
God, Batman, your puke is disgusting!
God, by definition, is the supreme good, that which fulfills all desire.
God, Charles Darwin and Male Vanity.
God, dat's de gemman dat tole me to dig de grave, and he said he'd furnish de corpse.
God, don't let him be a penis.
God, Drugs, Sex and Power.
God, even sex is suffering cutbacks in today's economy.
God, even that felt good when she did it.
God, Evolution and the Big Bang.
God, give me wings so I may soar above this earth forevermore.
God, glowering and whimpering in amazement.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.
God, guns and ammo.
God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
God, he looks good.
God, he's horny again.
God, here's a TWENTY I never knew I had!
God, here's ANOTHER twenty!
GOD, HIS UNDIES!
God, however, being without parts, is Father of the Son without division and without being acted upon.
God, I accept the wager - IF you will allow me to do everything in my power to sway Job.
God, I am convinced, does not cause those nasty and freak things to happen to us.
God, I am so vexed, that every part about me quivers.
God, I beg you to rid me of God.
God, I believe three things about you, and from these three basic beliefs, I can extrapolate quite a bit.
God, I called tonight to talk a little while.
GOD, I CAN TASTE THE FRUIT! AHHHHHHGRHGHRGH!!!
God, I cry a lot.
God, I do not see why we have to have any priests at all.
God, I don't love you.
God, I feel like I got the hell beat out of me.
God, I guess what I do not understand (and I admit I feel somewhat hostile about) is how other people can believe things about you that are extremely unlikely to be true and for which they can offer no decent reason to support.
God, I hate baseball!
God, I hate this guy.
God, I hurt.
God, I just can't wait for that scene where all the characters sit around and slurp the guy's brains while he's still alive!
God, I just want a hamburger to go.
God, I killed him.
God, I knew not what I did.
God, I know you are not goofy; therefore, when I hear people say goofy things about you, I feel I have no choice but to suspect the messenger.
God, I know you're this kind of a God, but I can't see how you're going to do this!
God, I love the feel of her hands on me.
God, I might as well be in Columbus, Ohio.
God, I never thought I'd say that.
God, I stink.
God, I thank you that I am not like other men-robbers, evildoers, adulterers-or even like this tax collector.
God, I took my life in my hands every day on those stairs.
God, I was feeling divine.
God, I'm 13, my boobs are real and they're 34d.
God, I'm a pubic hair.
God, I'm coming home to You.
God, I'm glad I have a good grasp on reality.
God, I'm glad; sperm banks are so weird, I mean, I'm so glad you know his father.
God, I'm going to die.
God, I'm pathetic.
God, I'm sexy.
God, I've had a hard-on for you since we met.
God, if he exists, is some nebulous, unapproachable Spirit.
God, if there wasn=t an albino in the room...
God, if we could only put them out of business.
God, if you had never given me that woman, this would not have happened.
God, if you will let me live, I promise you I'll never take another drink.
God, if your dad ever found out about this…
God, in His omniscient knowledge and all-powerful Truth, set the standards for right and wrong.
God, it appeared, had really screwed up in letting Herbert die from a sex-attack.
God, it feels great to get these off…
God, it is your fault that a drunk driver killed a family member.
God, it is your fault that evil causes so much sorrow and suffering in our world.
God, it is your fault that I am in economic ruin.
God, it is your fault that my family has fallen apart.
God, it is your fault that my world is falling apart.
God, it is your fault that the person I love is desperately sick.
God, it makes me want to scream!!!!!
God, it may seem strange to you for a human to base his beliefs on reason instead of hearsay and superstition, however, if there is an afterlife, and if in that afterlife I find myself facing an eternity of torture and torment because it turns out that you actually prefer people to blindly follow prophets who supposedly lived thousands of years ago and who had, at best, a minuscule chance of really being what they claimed to be, then I guess I'll deserve to suffer until the end of time because I was unwilling to stop asking questions and just go along with whatever I was told.
God, it was a wet dream.
God, it was scary, especially with a newborn baby and all the stuff that comes with being an adult.
God, it's Abraham Lincoln!
God, it's me, Jesus.
God, it's on fire!
God, look at my bulge.
God, make Monty Roberts die a slow death just like he's been making all his victims die for the rest of their lives too!
GOD, man! I want *your* metabolism!! ;-)
God, Man, and the Interface.
God, Mark was my life.
God, maybe by Christmas.
God, more morons in the world.
God, Mulder, we've waited six years.
God, my boobs are shrinking!
God, my city is beautiful.
God, my cock was missing!
God, oh God, oh God…
God, penises, vaginas, boobs, near death experiences, and related topics.
God, please let my invisible pill kick in.
God, protect me from your followers.
God, Religion and the Last Sleep.
God, Santa and the Easter Bunny.
God, Satan, the Angelic Conflict, and you.
God, savior, asshole, whatever.
God, Sex & Apple Pie.
God, Sex & Money.
God, Sex and Death in Texas.
God, Sex and Geometry.
God, Sex and Justice.
God, Sex and the Bible.
God, Sex and the Search for Lost Wonder.
God, Sex and Violence.
God, she even looks British.
God, she's turned into Donna Reed.
God, sir, here's a dish I love not.
God, sir...is it wrong to run around stark naked in the middle of the day?
God, something has to be done.
God, sound the alarm.
God, Stinky likes you!
God, sweet Coke, my life's blood, my existence.
God, take the frog.
God, thank you for sending us Dan Quayle.
God, thank you very much for sending the money.
God, that ass.
God, that dorky kid is one ugly mother.
God, that was good baby…
God, that's not fair, oooo, my God!
God, the asshole could really use a clean shirt and a good shave.
God, the Creator, never commanded any form of bodily damage as a punishment or compensation for property damage.
God, the crotch area!
God, The Devil and Bob walk into a bar.
GOD, the father of her child, JESUS, impregnated and then deserted her and their SON.
God, the Googy Monster, or distinctly pink invisible unicorns.
God, the little girl replied firmly.
God, the Perfect Partner you long for.
God, the suspense is killing me.
God, the whole concept of revelation strikes me as unfair.
God, think of the cholesterol.
God, this is disgusting.
God, this kid owes me.
God, this was NOT my idea!
God, through the black magic of Aaron's rod, visits ten terrible plagues upon the unsuspecting Egyptians.
God, Trish has the best wedgie ever.
God, Veronica...my afterlife is so boring....
God, we humans may not always know what your reasons are (in fact, it is likely we seldom know what your reasons are), but I think it is a pretty safe bet to say that you do have your reasons.
God, we need you.
God, we want that man's blood on our hands.
God, what a gusher.
God, what a peaceful slumber.
God, what a sex-plosion of brilliance that scary little man is.
God, what bout me!
God, what ecstasy.
God, what's that smell?
God, what's with flatulence anyway?
GOD, WHO HAS CALLED YOU INTO FELLOWSHIP WITH HIS SON JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD, IS FAITHFUL.
God, who is all fullness in Himself and the height of all perfection, cannot augment or add anything to Himself within; but His name may be augmented and increased by the blessing and praise we attribute to His exterior works: which praise seeing we cannot incorporate it in Him, forasmuch as He can have no accession of good, we attribute to His name, which is the part out of Him that is nearest to us.
God, who was this man?
God, Whom neither heaven nor earth can contain, has allowed Himself to be contained within the human heart.
God, words fail me.
God, wouldn't it be cool to be a Husker?
God, Yahweh, was an unspeakably mighty inventor who built his universe merely by thinking aloud.
God, you are a dickhead, a**hole, mother f**er, and a person who obviously has a small dick.
God, you have to believe me.
God, you need a life.
God, you treat those assholes like I'd like to treat them.
God, you're dumb.
God, you're so annoying.
God, you're still obsessed with your boobs?!
God…I know you think it's real funny when you run head first into my crotch like a battering ram, but it's quite painful.
God…it took me 30 mins with my left hand.
God…it's full of stars.
God…tell me you're kidding!
God…was that the sound of scientific progress?
GOD…WHAT are you?!…What have I done?...AAARGGGHHH...
God…what will I do if…
God: Attend to my prayers.
God: Does he exist?
GOD: FORGIVE MYSELF AND OTHERS.
God: Your law is within my heart.
GOD'S A SHAM, FOLKS; GET OVER IT!
God's a Yankee fan too.
God's Angels one day will blow trumpets and gather the real Saints from the jaws of death, and they won't be wearing magic undies.
God's Army Brats.
God's asshole and the devil's balls.
God's Barriers Against Man's Sin.
God's Christmas Preparations.
God's commands are there to protect you from the havoc and destruction which comes from betraying God, your spouse, your children, your friends and yourself.
God's Cousin, Phil.
God's down on his luck destroying a pistol.
God's Elect Zombies.
God's Faithful People in Exile.
God's Finance Plan.
God's flame burns within us.
God's flatulence sounds like harps.
God's Foreknowledge and Sovereignty: A Dialogue.
God's Free Long Distance Calls.
God's Garden of Poetry and Sunshine.
God's Gentle Power.
God's Gift for Men; Bonded Leather.
God's Glorious Gift.
God's going to send a revival.
God's got a better idea.
God's got a cosmic plan, and that's MEGA.
God's grace began when he created us in his image and planted the tree that the children would choose over him.
God's Grace Revealed.
God's gracious acceptance should not cause us to forget that we once were on the outside.
God's Greatest Hits.
God's Healing Medicines.
God's Highway to the Heart.
God's Hip-Hop Paradise.
God's Institution or Satan's Instrument?
GOD'S JOYOUS LULLABIES.
God's justice will appear in your greater destruction.
God's Kids in Satan's Hole.
God's Law Written in the Heavens.
God's Little Monkeys.
God's Loving Anger.
God's Mighty Men.
God's Mother's Day Card.
God's Pattern For Husbands.
God's Peace and Satan's Confusion!
God's piercing through my soul.
God's Plan for Our Salvation.
God's Playing Field.
God's Presence in a Charismatic Prayer Meeting.
God's pressing through my soul.
God's Protectors: Bush, Cheney, Gore, Lieberman.
God's response came at approximately 10 a.m., following a particularly fervent Sunday night prayer session by little Timmy.
God's right by your side, helping you every step of the way whether you know it or not.
God's seed (sperm) is sown in us and meets with our spirit (likened unto the ovum) and we are thence CONCEIVED.
God's Sex Scandal.
God's Son shed his last drop of blood for you.
God's sperm spilled on her leg.
God's spirit is like the wind.
God's Stinky Butt.
God's two primary characteristics are that 1) He exists and that 2) He creates (Gen 1:1).
God's Use of Satan.
God's Warning to the World.
God's Way to Ultimate Health!
God's ways of educating our desires are, of course, always the most perfect, and if those who have it in their power to educate and direct the desires of children would imitate his prudence, the children would be much more fortunate in combating the difficulties that beset men everywhere in the struggle for existence.
God's will is a terrifying thing.
God's Wondrous OmniVerse of Anthropomorphic Pantheism.
God's Word says: "And it shall come to pass, that everyone that is left of all the nations which came against Jerusalem shall even go up from year to year to worship the King, the Eternal of Hosts, and to KEEP THE FEAST OF TABERNACLES!"
God's word, the Bible, clearly states that whether you go to heaven or hell has nothing to do with who does good or bad.
God's Yellow Pages.