AM radio
by Mark Peters

he will put oatmeal into his mother
and not brown sugar
and I'm satisfied with the apology
the apology takes care of everything
involving a fifteen-year-old boy
and the President of the United States
answering a question about his dog
whenever the President says anything
we search it for photos
well the Associated Press ran a story
and cannot verify the availability of dogs
and furthermore didn't even like dogs
and we'll give the President
the benefit of the dog
and ten dollars


May 1999