My favorite domesticated animal kept for pleasure rather than
by Mark Peters
My favorite domesticated animal kept for pleasure rather than utility is
my highly variable domestic mammal closely related to the common wolf:
Odie! He is so clever or shrewd, often in an underhanded manner! If I was
offered something generally accepted as a medium of exchange, a measure of
value, or a means of payment for someone to ingest, chew, and swallow
my dog, it would have to be 100 thousand dollars! There would be definite
premises upon which the fulfillment of this agreement depends! The first,
I am not going to be in or at that place! The human must take all of the
dog in through the mouth as food so there is nothing left to remember him.
Finally, the person must not stuff Odie down the person's passage through
the neck to the stomach and lungs. The person must eat him nicely with
high or special regard!