Stephen use this toilet to take a dump

it fills good

except the straining

I lost my virginity right here >

Turn to the Gospels

Do it to Nicole

I love codeine
I love Nadine
I love nicotine

I am the weaker sex

Nails didn't keep him on the cross, love did

Love sucks!
It hurts too much.

What is a buttsack?

Ouch the furnace burnt me

All this talk of how bad love is, if you think so . . . Don't fall for it

or step in it

Sarah fucks her dog and she'll fuck you too

John Denver is dead!

If you can piss this high, please join your local fire department

I LOVE YOU

he he he

whoa!

Lucy

DOWN WITH REAGANOMICS!

Shut up and eat your ketchup!

if
you
can
read
this
you
must
be
shitting

don't drop acid
take it pass/fail

The guy next to me is masturbating.

If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait

If you want to see Lydia naked sign here
1 Earl
2 D*phn*
3 Caitlin :)
4 Liz
5 Lydia's evil twin

ARE YOU JOHN STAMOS

Ringo's got a rifle!

Leave that bear alone!

Stuff is cool.
Yeah.

What's the definition of disgusting?

Headcheese is Smart Like My Ass!

Anyone can piss on the floor . . . Be my hero–crap on the ceiling!

Somewhere in between the shadow and the real me you can hide, I'll comfort you. Calm your every fear. There's always a place for you in me.

Like up your cootch?

love is lies
love is lost
love is toast

two chords . . . two breasts . . . a coincidence?

Sarah, you're a lousy dog-fucking whore and you will never love John the way I do.

my aureoles are too big

please help

We ate the toys Eddie!

I MET A YOUNG GIRL WHO GAVE ME A RAINBOW

too bad you didn't get head

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May 1999