Stephen use this toilet to take a dump
by Mark Peters


Stephen use this toilet to take a dump

it fills good

except the straining




I lost my virginity right here >




Turn to the Gospels

Do it to Nicole




I love codeine
I love Nadine
I love nicotine




I am the weaker sex




Nails didn't keep him on the cross, love did




Love sucks!
It hurts too much.




What is a buttsack?




Ouch the furnace burnt me




All this talk of how bad love is, if you think so . . . Don't fall for it




or step in it




Sarah fucks her dog and she'll fuck you too




John Denver is dead!




If you can piss this high, please join your local fire department




I LOVE YOU

he he he

whoa!

Lucy




DOWN WITH REAGANOMICS!




Shut up and eat your ketchup!




if
you
can
read
this
you
must
be
shitting




don't drop acid
take it pass/fail




The guy next to me is masturbating.




If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait




If you want to see Lydia naked sign here
1 Earl
2 D*phn*
3 Caitlin :)
4 Liz
5 Lydia's evil twin




ARE YOU JOHN STAMOS




Ringo's got a rifle!




Leave that bear alone!




Stuff is cool.
Yeah.




What's the definition of disgusting?




Headcheese is Smart Like My Ass!




Anyone can piss on the floor . . . Be my hero–crap on the ceiling!




Somewhere in between the shadow and the real me you can hide, I'll comfort you. Calm your every fear. There's always a place for you in me.




Like up your cootch?




love is lies
love is lost
love is toast




two chords . . . two breasts . . . a coincidence?




Sarah, you're a lousy dog-fucking whore and you will never love John the way I do.




my aureoles are too big

please help




We ate the toys Eddie!




I MET A YOUNG GIRL WHO GAVE ME A RAINBOW




too bad you didn't get head


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May 1999